Who Got Whom? By Josh Yuchasz

The vampire burned,
The werewolf shot
No offers were spurned,
No point, nor any plot,
The slayer had chased
For weeks, months on end!
He defamed with haste;
For no time to spend
The villagers, they cheered,
Their voices, so raised
But they had not peered
Looked beyond their praised
Cuz he was the one
Who killed in the sun.